O Lord Won't You Buy Me

Abusing Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz"
(as written for Stephen "Bird Shit" Green)

O Lord won't you buy me,
A circle of friends?
My buddies are fuckwits,
I'm at my wits end!

No one likes my lifestyle,
Can't wait for the end!
So lord, won't you buy me,
A circle of friends!

O Lord won't you buy me,
A few dozen hens.
My friends all have horses,
But they all need eggs.

No space for some horseflesh,
No time for new trends.
So lord, won't you buy me,
A few dozen hens.

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Welcome to Lyric Abuse.

This is a very rare blog I use to store those "Kiss this guy" moments where the lyrics from a song get mixed up and screwed around.

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